9. Seriously? You’re clearly okay with that, aren’t you? I mean why bring along the dog when you know you’re incapable of cleaning his poop. 

10. I bet you are, boy! But, your parents are really, extremely stupid. 

11. On your stomach? Sure, why not, save me the horror of choking myself elsewhere you dumb piece of sh*t. 

12. That’s it, please make it legal to punch stupid people on their face with an iron chair.